Dear insects, rodents and pests,
My home is not your playground. I don't know if you've noticed but all your little friends who've made it into my apartment disappear. I may look like a nice, understanding lady but when it comes to the cleanliness of my home I am ruthless. Give me a shoe and your fate is sealed. I just flushed two of you this morning. That makes the current count in this battle bugs:0, Sara:4. That's right, the odds are not in your favor. So while I seem like a hospitable host, I am not. Take your exoskeleton and your hippity hop elsewhere. If you think I'm kidding, see this post and think about that.
With greatest sincerity,
Sara AKA The Exterminator
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